{"product_id":"the-goat-college-dad-can-cooler","title":"The GOAT College Dad Can Cooler","description":"The Trophy No One Gave You (Until Now)\u003cbr\u003e\nYou've funded the tuition, fielded the 11pm panic calls, mastered the art of the \"just checking in\" text, and somehow still showed up to game day with a cooler full of everyone's favorites. If that's not Greatest Of All Time energy, we don't know what is.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Father's Day, crack one open in style because the GOAT College Dad deserves more than a gas station gift card.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeoprene construction — the same guy who drove 4 hours to help move a futon deserves a cooler that actually keeps his beer cold\u003cbr\u003e\nWaterproof — survives tailgates, move-in days, and whatever that \"minor situation\" was sophomore year\u003cbr\u003e\nDual-size fit — works with regular and slim cans, because you've always been flexible (emotionally and logistically)\u003cbr\u003e\nRibbed seams — built tough, just like your patience during tuition season\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo size options: Regular 5″ × 4″ or Slim 6.5″ × 3.2″\u003cbr\u003e\nSpot clean — low maintenance, unlike the rest of your life right now\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted in the US — made on demand, no minimums\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGOAT status: confirmed. Drink accordingly.","brand":"College Nesters","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12 oz","offer_id":48288773603587,"sku":"3684608_19461","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slim 12 oz","offer_id":48288773636355,"sku":"3684608_19462","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/4541\/4403\/files\/can-cooler-white-regular-12-oz-front-6a1c8f96de175.jpg?v=1780256686","url":"https:\/\/college-nesters.myshopify.com\/products\/the-goat-college-dad-can-cooler","provider":"College Nesters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}