College Nesters Wine Tumbler — AKA ATM Machine
$33.99
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You Didn't Just Fund a College Education. You Funded a Lifestyle.
You've covered tuition, textbooks, a mini fridge, an inexplicable number of Apple subscriptions, and at least three "emergency" Venmo requests this semester alone. You, my friend, are not just a parent. You are a full-service financial institution — open 24/7, no collateral required.
You deserve a drink. A cold one. In something that won't shatter when your kid calls mid-sip asking for money again.
This wine tumbler was made for you — the ATM with a heart of gold and a Venmo notification sound that gives you mild PTSD. Take it to the tailgate, the back patio, parents' weekend, or just a quiet Tuesday when you realize tuition is due again. The double-wall vacuum seal keeps your wine exactly where it needs to be at the perfect temperature, in your hand, not on the ground.
What's in Your Wallet? (Not Much. But Here's What's in Your Tumbler:)
12 oz of well-earned "I funded this whole thing" energy
High-grade stainless steel — because you've survived four years of college drop-offs and you deserve something built to last
Double-wall vacuum seal keeps drinks cold (or warm, because some days call for hot tea and quiet reflection)
Curved, uniquely shaped — just like your path to becoming a college parent ATM
Tumbler size: 4.7″ × 3.5″ — fits in your hand, your cup holder, and your "treat yourself" budget
Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher safe, not microwave safe, and honestly? Fine. You've hand-washed things for this family for decades.
Lid minimizes spills — not fully leak-proof, so maybe don't tip it during that tuition-payment breakdown.
You built the bank. Pour yourself a dividend. 🍷
College Nesters Wine Tumbler — AKA ATM Machine
$33.99
You've covered tuition, textbooks, a mini fridge, an inexplicable number of Apple subscriptions, and at least three "emergency" Venmo requests this semester alone. You, my friend, are not just a parent. You are a full-service financial institution — open 24/7, no collateral required.
You deserve a drink. A cold one. In something that won't shatter when your kid calls mid-sip asking for money again.
This wine tumbler was made for you — the ATM with a heart of gold and a Venmo notification sound that gives you mild PTSD. Take it to the tailgate, the back patio, parents' weekend, or just a quiet Tuesday when you realize tuition is due again. The double-wall vacuum seal keeps your wine exactly where it needs to be at the perfect temperature, in your hand, not on the ground.
What's in Your Wallet? (Not Much. But Here's What's in Your Tumbler:)
12 oz of well-earned "I funded this whole thing" energy
High-grade stainless steel — because you've survived four years of college drop-offs and you deserve something built to last
Double-wall vacuum seal keeps drinks cold (or warm, because some days call for hot tea and quiet reflection)
Curved, uniquely shaped — just like your path to becoming a college parent ATM
Tumbler size: 4.7″ × 3.5″ — fits in your hand, your cup holder, and your "treat yourself" budget
Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher safe, not microwave safe, and honestly? Fine. You've hand-washed things for this family for decades.
Lid minimizes spills — not fully leak-proof, so maybe don't tip it during that tuition-payment breakdown.
You built the bank. Pour yourself a dividend. 🍷
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| 12 oz | 3 ½ | 4 ¾ |