College Nesters Shaker Pint Glass...AKA ATM Machine
$34.99
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Also known as: The Bank of Mom & Dad. Open 24/7. No PIN required.
You didn't plan on becoming a full-service financial institution. And yet — here you are. Fielding Venmo requests at midnight, covering "emergency" grocery runs, and somehow always having just enough to wire over before the weekend.
You're not just a parent anymore. You're a ATM Machine. And you've earned every single sip in this glass.
Whether you're cracking open a cold one after approving another transfer, mixing up a cocktail to celebrate surviving another tuition payment, or just finally sitting down after a long week of being everyone's favorite bank — this 16 oz shaker pint was made for you.
Raise it high. You deserve it.
The Details:
16 oz (473 ml) — generous pour for generous parents
Durable shaker pint design — built tough, just like your bank account used to be
Doubles as a cocktail mixing glass — because some semesters call for something stronger than beer
Simple, clean design that lets the slogan do all the talking
Hand wash only — handle with the same care your kid handles your credit card
Each glass is handcrafted — minor imperfections just give it character, like you
Deposit made. Drink poured. You've earned this round.
College Nesters Shaker Pint Glass...AKA ATM Machine
$34.99
You didn't plan on becoming a full-service financial institution. And yet — here you are. Fielding Venmo requests at midnight, covering "emergency" grocery runs, and somehow always having just enough to wire over before the weekend.
You're not just a parent anymore. You're a ATM Machine. And you've earned every single sip in this glass.
Whether you're cracking open a cold one after approving another transfer, mixing up a cocktail to celebrate surviving another tuition payment, or just finally sitting down after a long week of being everyone's favorite bank — this 16 oz shaker pint was made for you.
Raise it high. You deserve it.
The Details:
16 oz (473 ml) — generous pour for generous parents
Durable shaker pint design — built tough, just like your bank account used to be
Doubles as a cocktail mixing glass — because some semesters call for something stronger than beer
Simple, clean design that lets the slogan do all the talking
Hand wash only — handle with the same care your kid handles your credit card
Each glass is handcrafted — minor imperfections just give it character, like you
Deposit made. Drink poured. You've earned this round.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| 16 oz | 3 ½ | 5 ⅞ |